She Ain't Got No Teeth
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H is for Hebrew
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The Panzy
Not unlocked yetGet first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.
A Whale of a Tail
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King of Annals
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The Mad Capper
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Pint Sized Pounder
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Skull Collector
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Hook Line and Stinker
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Beer Goggle Champion
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Update Your Hardware
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FAT32 Reformat
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Better Red Than Dead
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Rubbin' Hood
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Petty Woman
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Bronze Harlot
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The Burger Thing
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King of the Carrot
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Old Family Secret
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First Squirt Award
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Havajo Hero
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Swipe That V Card
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Shots Down Under
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T & A Trifecta
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