Holy of Holies
Not unlocked yetBeat Chapter 10.
Wet Your Whistle
Not unlocked yetComplete the Tutorial.
Total Domination
Not unlocked yetDefeat the Man.
El Penetrator
Not unlocked yetDefeat Ron Jeremy
Predator Status
Not unlocked yetHave 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
Pimp Status
Not unlocked yetHave 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
The Mick Jagger Award
Not unlocked yetHave 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
17 Will Get You 20
Not unlocked yetHave 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Forty with Good Behavior
Not unlocked yetHave 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Life in the Pokey
Not unlocked yetHave 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Hammer Time
Not unlocked yetGet with girls from behind 10 times.
Butt Brawler
Not unlocked yetGet with girls from behind 100 times.
The Broken Wagon Wheel
Not unlocked yetGet with girls from behind 1000 times.
The Bone
Not unlocked yetGet with 10 Girls normally.
The Drop Slot
Not unlocked yetGet with 100 Girls normally.
The Golden Rod
Not unlocked yetGet with 1000 Girls normally.
Earned Your Hat
Not unlocked yetGet 10 hummers.
Fill 'Er Up Award
Not unlocked yetGet 100 hummers.
Drop the Mic
Not unlocked yetGet 1000 hummers.
Slight Addiction
Not unlocked yetPlay the game for 10 Hours.
Chasing the Dragon
Not unlocked yetPlay the game for 100 Hours.
Full Bone Addiction
Not unlocked yetPlay the game for 1000 Hours.
Icebreaker
Not unlocked yetMack 10 chicks.
Gift of Gab
Not unlocked yetMack 100 chicks.