Candy Ass
Not unlocked yetGet knocked out 10 times.
In Lovin' Memory Award
Not unlocked yetGet knocked out 100 times.
Identity Theft
Not unlocked yetSteal the identity of 10 guys.
Locked n' Loaded
Not unlocked yetSteal the identity of 100 guys.
I'm the Juggernaught
Not unlocked yetSteal the identity of 1000 guys.
Case Meister
Not unlocked yetDrink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
King o' the Keg
Not unlocked yetDrink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
Lord of the Vat
Not unlocked yetDrink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
Aged 18 (at Least)
Not unlocked yetDrink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
Careful, You'll Go Blind
Not unlocked yetDrink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
100% Proof Flaccid
Not unlocked yetDrink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
One Toke Over the Line
Not unlocked yetSmoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
Aqua Lung
Not unlocked yetSmoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
Lord of Buds
Not unlocked yetSmoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
A Fungus Among Us
Not unlocked yetEat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus
Not unlocked yetEat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
Home of the Monster Mushroom
Not unlocked yetEat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
Frogger
Not unlocked yetLick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
Lickin' for a Prince
Not unlocked yetLick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
Master Frog Finder
Not unlocked yetLick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque
Not unlocked yetEat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
You See the Size of the Chicken?
Not unlocked yetEat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
Watch Out on the Way Out
Not unlocked yetEat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
Gettin' Itchy
Not unlocked yetSmoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).