R. Kelly's Protege
Not unlocked yetPissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Duck Dynasty
Not unlocked yetUsed a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Here, Wilfred
Not unlocked yetGained your first dog helper.
Chapelle's Show
Not unlocked yetLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Not unlocked yetUsed a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Not unlocked yetResurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Not unlocked yetSurvived Monday.
C U Next Tuesday
Not unlocked yetSurvived Tuesday.
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Not unlocked yetSurvived Wednesday.
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Not unlocked yetSurvived Thursday.
Workin' for the Weekend
Not unlocked yetSurvived Friday.
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Not unlocked yetSurvived Saturday.
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Not unlocked yetExploded a nuclear bomb.
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Not unlocked yetMauled 30 people with your dog.
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Not unlocked yetRoasted 30 people with fire.
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Not unlocked yetTotaled 30 cars.
Hello, Newman
Not unlocked yetKicked 30 dogs.
Darth Maul'd!
Not unlocked yetSliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Reddit would be proud.
Not unlocked yetHoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Pussy on a Pedestal
Not unlocked yetSlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Not unlocked yetKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Uncle T-Bag
Not unlocked yetEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Not unlocked yetUnzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Running With Scissors
Not unlocked yetRan 30 miles while holding the scissors.