Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Not unlocked yetNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
A-Rod Who?
Not unlocked yetWhacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
One time, at band camp...
Not unlocked yetSaved the marching band from explody death.
Chuck Norris'd!
Not unlocked yetKilled someone with a flying jump kick.
Shiva Blast
Not unlocked yet"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Not unlocked yetKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Not unlocked yetTotaled 30 cars.
Reddit would be proud.
Not unlocked yetHoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Not unlocked yetUsed a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
It's sterile and I like the taste
Not unlocked yetSucked down your own piss.
Paid the Piper
Not unlocked yetSuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Here, Wilfred
Not unlocked yetGained your first dog helper.
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Not unlocked yetMauled 30 people with your dog.
Hello, Newman
Not unlocked yetKicked 30 dogs.
Pussy on a Pedestal
Not unlocked yetSlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Don't taze me, bro!
Not unlocked yetZapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Señor Cornballer
Not unlocked yetAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Not unlocked yetKicked open a door.
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Not unlocked yetKilled 30 or more people of each skin color.
FAB-U-LOUS!
Not unlocked yetWore all three outfits.
Fear and Loathing
Not unlocked yetSmoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Not unlocked yetPut out someone that's on fire.
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Not unlocked yetRoasted 30 people with fire.
Duck Dynasty
Not unlocked yetUsed a Bass Sniffer Radar.