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Blue-Collar Astronaut

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Mutated Software

Mutated Software

14 Mar, 2017 (8 years ago) 1.99$ STEAM
Kinguin
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Description

A hovering billboard reads “Launch yourself into riches” and begs you to attend driving education. What could go wrong? Next stop: riches!

  • Experience 40+ diverse levels utilizing 3 distinct space ships
  • Challenge yourself with 6 ways to play each level
  • Feast upon the colorful hand-drawn art and an original soundtrack!
  • Numerous enhancements available with your pizza delivery and truckin' earnings!
  • Receive an authentic Space-Driving Degree and pay an authentic space-student loan!

Fly across the cosmos delivering pizza, pulling freight, and paying off your student loans! Blue-Collar Astronaut is the only game out there to finally bring together real Newtonian physics-based 2D space flight with the crushing reality of US-census-based working class life! HOORAY! Explore gender pay gap inequality, student debt hell, and pizza robots all in the span of a few existential hours! But don’t fret. With lightning fast reloads, short varied levels, and a multitude of ways to play each level, you’ll soon put your circumstances aside and enjoy the ride… the SPACE-ride!

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows XP SP2+
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
  • Memory: 400 MB RAM
  • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Please let me know if you have any issues at all!

Mac Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Mac OS X 10.8+
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
  • Memory: 400 MB RAM
  • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
  • Storage: 500 MB available space

Linux Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04+, SteamOS+
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
  • Memory: 400 MB RAM
  • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
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ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

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Thanks for playing!

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...and thanks for checking out the credits!

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