Sleep is overrated
Not unlocked yetPayed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning
Not a scratch!
Not unlocked yetThe resale value has held up amazingly!
I AM ASTRONAUT
Not unlocked yetStared into the void. Laughed.
Keep it topped off
Not unlocked yetYou're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.
Master of time
Not unlocked yetTime is relatively precious.
Living on a prayer
Not unlocked yetWooooooOOOOh we're half way there.
<Insert kitty poster>
Not unlocked yetHang in there.
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
Not unlocked yetThis is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!
You're a hero!
Not unlocked yetDefender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.
There can only be one
Not unlocked yetSpacelander. Coming to theaters near you.
Oh no!
Not unlocked yetIf a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Asteroid defense could use more funding
Not unlocked yetIt's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.
Thanks for playing!
Not unlocked yet...and thanks for checking out the credits!
These things happen
Not unlocked yetSomebody should really clean that graffiti up.
Hey! I'm napping here!
Not unlocked yetLet sleeping truckers lie.
Buy more sticky notes
Not unlocked yetA fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.
One year in
Not unlocked yetIt's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Master of the normal
Not unlocked yetAint nobody done normals like me.
Thy core is of a hard persuasion
Not unlocked yetThe hardcore do understand.