A hovering billboard reads “Launch yourself into riches” and begs you to attend driving education. What could go wrong? Next stop: riches!
Experience 40+ diverse levels utilizing 3 distinct space ships
Challenge yourself with 6 ways to play each level
Feast upon the colorful hand-drawn art and an original soundtrack!
Numerous enhancements available with your pizza delivery and truckin' earnings!
Receive an authentic Space-Driving Degree and pay an authentic space-student loan!
Fly across the cosmos delivering pizza, pulling freight, and paying off your student loans! Blue-Collar Astronaut is the only game out there to finally bring together real Newtonian physics-based 2D space flight with the crushing reality of US-census-based working class life! HOORAY! Explore gender pay gap inequality, student debt hell, and pizza robots all in the span of a few existential hours! But don’t fret. With lightning fast reloads, short varied levels, and a multitude of ways to play each level, you’ll soon put your circumstances aside and enjoy the ride… the SPACE-ride!
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
OS *: Windows XP SP2+
Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
Memory: 400 MB RAM
Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
DirectX: Version 9.0
Storage: 500 MB available space
Additional Notes: Please let me know if you have any issues at all!
Mac Requirements
Minimum:
OS: Mac OS X 10.8+
Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
Memory: 400 MB RAM
Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
Storage: 500 MB available space
Linux Requirements
Minimum:
OS: Ubuntu 12.04+, SteamOS+
Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
Memory: 400 MB RAM
Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.