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Blue-Collar Astronaut

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Developers Publishers Release Date Price Buy Blue-Collar Astronaut

Mutated Software

Mutated Software

14 Mar, 2017 (8 years ago) 1.99$ STEAM
Kinguin
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Description

A hovering billboard reads “Launch yourself into riches” and begs you to attend driving education. What could go wrong? Next stop: riches!

  • Experience 40+ diverse levels utilizing 3 distinct space ships
  • Challenge yourself with 6 ways to play each level
  • Feast upon the colorful hand-drawn art and an original soundtrack!
  • Numerous enhancements available with your pizza delivery and truckin' earnings!
  • Receive an authentic Space-Driving Degree and pay an authentic space-student loan!

Fly across the cosmos delivering pizza, pulling freight, and paying off your student loans! Blue-Collar Astronaut is the only game out there to finally bring together real Newtonian physics-based 2D space flight with the crushing reality of US-census-based working class life! HOORAY! Explore gender pay gap inequality, student debt hell, and pizza robots all in the span of a few existential hours! But don’t fret. With lightning fast reloads, short varied levels, and a multitude of ways to play each level, you’ll soon put your circumstances aside and enjoy the ride… the SPACE-ride!

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows XP SP2+
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
  • Memory: 400 MB RAM
  • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Please let me know if you have any issues at all!

Mac Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Mac OS X 10.8+
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
  • Memory: 400 MB RAM
  • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
  • Storage: 500 MB available space

Linux Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04+, SteamOS+
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)
  • Memory: 400 MB RAM
  • Graphics: DX9 (shader model 2.0) capabilities; generally everything made since 2004 should work.
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
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Done did everything

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You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

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Student loan unlocked!

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What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?

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Master of student loans

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Not one, but two for the price of two!

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Dr. Loans DSD.

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Doctorate prestige will vary.

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Trail Blazer

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Who put these cones here?

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Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing

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We make mascots and dabble in insurance.

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Got further than Don

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Next stop, riches!

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Shiny!

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All that glitters is not Au.

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Payin' down the plastic

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Look at you. So responsible.

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Studious

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Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.

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Loan down!

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The future is bright…er!

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Pizza Perfect

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The pizza is safe… for now.

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10-4 Good Buddy

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You've trucked all there is to truck.

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I pity the schoo!

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Teacher's pet.

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Pizza robot got nothin' on me

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In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

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Outta my grill

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Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

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With honors

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The classiest of the top of the class.

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Pizza without fail

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No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

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The way of the space road

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Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

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Keep those expenses low

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Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

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Get it there cheap

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Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

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Semi… expensive

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Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

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Kid genius

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Finished school in under 10 minutes!

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No money back

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Pizza on time. Every. Time.