SWAPPING ARMIES
Not unlocked yetEMPLOYEE HAS DEMONSTRATED THEY CAN THROW EQUALLY MEDIOCRE WITH EITHER HAND.
SOUTHPAW
Not unlocked yetEMPLOYEE HAS BEEN USING THEIR LEFT HAND, OR WHAT WE WOULD CALL THE 'SOUTH PAW' OF A WEST-FACING DOG.
LOVE AT FIRST BOOM
Not unlocked yetEMPLOYEE COMPLETED THEIR FIRST SHIFT!
CHEAT CODE
Not unlocked yetEMPLOYEE THREW TOO MANY GRENADES TO NOT BE CHEATING. ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENTS SUGGESTS 'STAYING IN YOUR LANE'.
GRENADES STILL REMAINING
Not unlocked yetEMPLOYEE MANAGED TO DESTROY ALL REMAINING ORDNANCE WITH A SINGLE GRENADE.
SOCK'EM ROCKETS
Not unlocked yetEMPLOYEE TOOK OUT FIVE ROCKETS WITH A SINGLE ORBY!
CERTIFIED ORDNANCE DISPOSAL TECHNICIAN FIRST CLASS
Not unlocked yetEMPLOYEE MILESTONE: COMPLETED FIRST TEN LEVELS!
CERTIFIED ORDNANCE DISPOSAL SENIOR TECHNICIAN
Not unlocked yetEMPLOYEE MILESTONE: CLEARED TWENTY LEVELS!
CERTIFIED MASTER DISPOSAL TECHNICIAN
Not unlocked yetEMPLOYEE MILESTONE: THIRTY LEVELS OF ORDNANCE DESTROYED!
THE BOMBULATOR!
Not unlocked yetEMPLOYEE HAS DESTROYED ALL ORDANCE. ALL LEVELS AND STARS CONSIDERED 'GOTTEN'.