EMPLOYEE SET OFF A BIG CHAIN OF AT LEAST 20 ORDNANCE!

EMPLOYEE SET OFF A 'YUGE' CHAIN OF AT LEAST 30 ORDNANCE!

EMPLOYEE RETAINED HALF OF BUDGET USING PRECISE GRENADE WORK!

EMPLOYEE SPENT < 25% OF BUDGET, COMPANY KEEPS 75%!

EMPLOYEE HAS OVER $10K BUDGET REMAINING. ALL ORDNANCE FLOATS DOWN HERE...

EMPLOYEE UNABLE TO HIT EXTREMELY LARGE & CLOSE PROXIMITY TARGET ?!?!

EMPLOYEE EXPLODED GRENADE BEFORE IT TOUCHED THE FLOOR!

EMPLOYEE MADE SKIN CONTACT WITH IMPERVIOUS FOAM CUBE MATERIAL, GROSS!

EMPLOYEE STOPPED ORDNANCE USING ONLY EMPLOYEE'S FACE

EMPLOYEE CAN MURDER ORDNANCE USING EITHER HAND!

EMPLOYEE SOMEHOW THREW TEN GRENADES IN UNDER FIVE SECONDS.

EMPLOYEE SPOTTED 'MR SNEAKY BARREL' BEFORE LEVEL END!

EMPLOYEE SPOTTED THE OVERHEAD MINE BEFORE LEVEL'S END!

EMPLOYEE BOUNCED A BETTY SIX TIMES IN ONE THROW!

EMPLOYEE BOUNCED A GRENADE OFF THE FREAKING WALL AND NAILED A FREAKING GRENADE!

EMPLOYEE DESTROYED A STACKED BIT OF ORDNANCE BEFORE IT COULD BOUNCE!

EMPLOYEE HAS THREE GRENADES IN THE AIR AT ONCE.

EMPLOYEE PUSHED MENU BUTTON, WAS SURPRISED TO FIND MENU AFTERWARDS.

EMPLOYEE DELIBERATELY MISSED ORDNANCE, WRECKED BELOVED WOODEN CRATE!

EMPLOYEE SPENT ENTIRE BUDGET EVEN THOUGH GRENADES WERE, LIKE, SO CHEAP.

EMPLOYEE USED SKILL INSTEAD OF CHUCKS TO DESTROY ORDNANCE IN ZERO GRAVITY!

EMPLOYEE RAMPAGE DESTROYED ALL THE HANDMADE CRATES!

ONE HUNDRED ATTEMPTS! EMPLOYEE IS EASILY MOTIVATED BY DESTRUCTION.

LAST ONE TO TOUCH GRAVITY BILL MUST PAY IT!