EMPLOYEE HAS CHUCKED 100 CHUCKS!

EMPLOYEE BOUNCED 500TH BETTY!

EMPLOYEE HAS BEEN ON A BIT OF A SPENDING PREE!

EMPLOYEE HAS BLOWN UP MORE WITH LESS!

EMPLOYEE BROKE A COOL MILLION!

EMPLOYEE CLEARED ROOM USING ONLY ORBYS!

EMPLOYEE BOUNCED THEIR WAY TO GREATNESS!

EMPLOYEE IS 'TOO GOOD FOR BETTYS OR ORBYS' APPARENTLY.

EMPLOYEE HAS JUST MADE THE FINEST THROW WE'VE SEEN!

EMPLOYEE HAD UNEXPECTED WIN. PROBABLY CHEATED WHICH IS KIND OF COOL.

EMPLOYEE HAS SHOWN MORE CONFIDENCE THAN WAS WARRANTED.

EMPLOYEE DIDN'T USE A CHUCK ON THIS VERY HARD LEVEL!

EMPLOYEE CAUSED BALLOON ON BALLOON VIOLENCE!

EMPLOYEE FINISHED LEVEL USING A SINGLE BOMB, WHICH THE MARRIED BOMBS REALLY APPRECIATE!

EMPLOYEE COMPLETED FIRST LEVEL WITHOUT BEING UNALIVED!

EMPLOYEE HAD PLANS MUCH BIGGER THAN EMPLOYEE HAD BUDGET!

EMPLOYEE FINISHED LEVEL USING 1/4 OF BUDGET! NOICE!

EMPLOYEE CHAINED MULTIPLE BOMB EXPLOSIONS IN A ROW!

SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU. A GRENADE JUST WENT OFF IN MY FACE!

EMPLOYEE DESTROYED TEN ORDNANCE WITH SINGLE THROW!

YOU COMPLETED A LEVEL USING ONLY ORBY GRENADES & SKILL!

EMPLOYEE SERVED A BETTY WITH A SIDE OF ORBY AND SLICE OF CHUCK!

EMPLOYEE SCORED A DIRECT HIT AND ADDED MONEY TO THIER BUDGET!

EMPLOYEE SET OFF A CHAIN OF AT LEAST 10 ORDNANCE!