Spring Fresh
Not unlocked yetClean any map adequately
Employee of the Month
Not unlocked yetGet the Employee of the Month reward for your office
You're Fired!
Not unlocked yetGet fired!
Blood Soaked
Not unlocked yetSpill 100 dirty buckets
Blaze of Glory
Not unlocked yetIncinerate 2000 items
Bloody Hell!
Not unlocked yetMop up 10,000 splats
Who's for Dinner?
Not unlocked yetGet eaten
Top Brass
Not unlocked yetPick up 800 casings
Taking Out the Trash
Not unlocked yetPick up 1000 pieces of trash
Ubermensch
Not unlocked yetSpeedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
Pedestrian
Not unlocked yetTrack over 20,000 footprints
Janicide
Not unlocked yetBlow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Need a Hand?
Not unlocked yetReceive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Bins? Limbs!
Not unlocked yetSuffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
First Aid
Not unlocked yetRestock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
The Nose Knows
Not unlocked yetUse the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Chew on This!
Not unlocked yetThrow 100 items into sand traps
Disintegrator
Not unlocked yetFry 500 items with the plasma welder
The Mops Of Wrath
Not unlocked yetComplete Athena's Wrath Level
Anti-Virus
Not unlocked yetComplete Caduceus Level
Ice-Cold Cleana
Not unlocked yetComplete Cryogenesis Level
Sandblasted
Not unlocked yetComplete Unearthly Excavation Level
Pine Fresh
Not unlocked yetComplete Hydroponic Hell Level
Surgical Sweeper
Not unlocked yetComplete Evil Science Level