Harroween
Not unlocked yetCollect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
The Shimmering
Not unlocked yetCollect the axe and return it to your office
Never Put It On
Not unlocked yetCollect the ring and return it to your office
House of Honor
Not unlocked yetClean the entire House of Horror level
Back From Whence It Came
Not unlocked yetDestroy the Bad Banger
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Not unlocked yetDestroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Cleanliness is Godliness
Not unlocked yetCompletely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Not unlocked yetCompletely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Sanitized Earth
Not unlocked yetCompletely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Bloody Incompetent
Not unlocked yetProve your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
St. Nick's Boomstick
Not unlocked yetCollect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
The Red Nose Knows
Not unlocked yetCollect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Rooks Kept
Not unlocked yetCollect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Ballistic Weaponry
Not unlocked yetCollect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Thunder Candle
Not unlocked yetRequisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Head Hunter
Not unlocked yetCollect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Santa Hats Must Die!
Not unlocked yetIncinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Tower of Babel
Not unlocked yetBuild a stack of 10 stools
The Day the Funk Died
Not unlocked yetBring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Cold Storage
Not unlocked yetComplete Frostbite Level
Biomassive Breakdown
Not unlocked yetComplete Incubation Emergency Level
Sanitary Supremacy
Not unlocked yetCompletely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Not unlocked yetCollect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Swept Under The Carpet
Not unlocked yetComplete Uprinsing Level