Killed over 1,000 people.

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Read the newspaper every day.

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.