Workin' for the Weekend
Not unlocked yetSurvived Friday.
Thanks for the money!
Not unlocked yetFinished all seven days.
Gary vs. The K. Man
Not unlocked yetDiscovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Not unlocked yetBurned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Not unlocked yetPlayed "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Chapelle's Show
Not unlocked yetLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Not unlocked yetCompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Not unlocked yetUnzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Uncle T-Bag
Not unlocked yetEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Anustart!
Not unlocked yetCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Not unlocked yetWaited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Not unlocked yetGave a kickoff to a severed head.
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Not unlocked yetKilled all of the book protestors in the library.
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Not unlocked yetGave Krotchy the bad touch.
Lieberman is our Leader!
Not unlocked yetKilled all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Not unlocked yetSurvived Monday.
John Rambo'd!
Not unlocked yetMade a very long killing spree.
I should buy a boat
Not unlocked yetRead the newspaper every day.
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Not unlocked yetCompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Officer McLovin'
Not unlocked yetAsked a police officer to sign your petition.
You are not alone
Not unlocked yetObserved an NPC going POSTAL!
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Not unlocked yetKilled over 1,000 people.
Darth Maul'd!
Not unlocked yetSliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Not unlocked yetKilled someone who refused to sign your petition.