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Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death

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Atomic Elbow

Atomic Elbow

Aurora Punks

18 Aug, 2022 (2 years ago) 8.49$ STEAM
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Description

Many are the tales of heroism and grandeur, of saving the princess and being rewarded her hand and half the kingdom in marriage.

This is not one of them.



You are Sir Whoopass, a valiant knight with a heart of gold!
…and also the accidental architect of absolute anarchy and chaos in a once-perfect world.

Through a series of poor life choices you managed to set loose disarray on the world… and now it’s up to you to fix it by knocking your arch-nemesis ‘The Immortal’ into the middle of next week!

HILARIOUS HACK 'N SLASH

Do you like ragdoll effects? What about Swords? Maces? Magical Wands imbued with the power of a slight pandemic cough?
We’ve got you covered! Crack open a cold Can of Whoopass on the countless Orcs, Skeletons, Trolls and other nose-picking beasts standing in your way of redemption.

TRAVERSE THE OPEN WORLD

The quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™ will take you across the world of Weirdwood, searching high and low. Wander through the forests, delve into the dank caves and scour the heavens on your grand endeavor.




Along your way you'll stumble upon hidden (and not-so-hidden, some might even say conveniently placed) puzzles, treasures, and artsy artifacts scattered throughout the world.

(At this point we probably should tell you about the purchasable weapons at The Blackschmidt, freshly brewed Cattucino, secret Wheels of Cheese, relentless IRS agents and all the side quests. But this ‘sales pitch’ is already too long)

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows® 10 64-bit (latest Service Pack)
  • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-7400 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 970 / AMD Radeon™ RX 580 / 3GB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 25 GB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows® 10 64-bit (latest Service Pack)
  • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-9600K / AMD Ryzen 5 3600X
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce® RTX 2060 6GB / Radeon RX 5700 XT / 6GB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 25 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: SSD storage recommended
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You are no match for me, Billy!

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Kill your first Billy Bob

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I like you...but I have to kill you...

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Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

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Not so hip anymore!

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Kill your first Orc Hipster

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Timber!

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Kill the Ent

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MLG 360 no scope kill!

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Kill your first Orc Noob

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Slimy... yet satisfying

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Kill your first Grumpy Worm

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You can't stop me, bro!

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Kill your first Shotgun Knight

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A Megapint...?

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Drink your very first grog

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I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

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Have three grogs in total

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Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

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Drink five large grogs at the same time

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Yeehaw!!!

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Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

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You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

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Kill Big Boi

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Self assessed tax return

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Kill your first IRS guy

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Meetballs, coming up!

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Kill a Billy-Goat

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Bloody Knuckles

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Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

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You're not going to blow me up!

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Kill you first Grenadier

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Spare Ribs

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Kill your first Skelton warrior

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Honk honk!

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Kill the clown in the sewers

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Grumpy Immortal

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Defeat The Immortal

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Tastes just like chicken!

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Eat your first Garden Gnome

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Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

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Eat 100 Gnomes

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I'm getting full...

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Eat 500 Gnomes

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Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

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Eat your first grilled chicken

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Scrambled Eggs

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Collect at least 100 eggs