I want to throw up!
Not unlocked yetDodge 500 times
Up and down
Not unlocked yetJump 20 times
My pants squeak when I walk
Not unlocked yetJump 100 times
I cant stand still!
Not unlocked yetJump 500 times
No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!
Not unlocked yetGet the Jetpack 2000 by cheating
Out of bounds
Not unlocked yetVisit a place you shouldn't actually visit
Another one bites the iron
Not unlocked yetKill an enemy using metal bars
Haemochromatosis
Not unlocked yetKill yourself with metal bars
Meat grinder
Not unlocked yetGet eaten by a shark
Hovering around
Not unlocked yetFind and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
That's what cheese said!
Not unlocked yetCollect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Not unlocked yetCollect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Make America Grate Again
Not unlocked yetCollect 10 Wheels of Cheese
You're looking mozzare-hella good!
Not unlocked yetCollect 25 Wheels of Cheese
Fifty Shades of Gruyere
Not unlocked yetCollect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
Kleptomaniac
Not unlocked yetLoot 6 drunken orcs
Just wing it!
Not unlocked yetBeat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes
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Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof
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Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds
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Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs
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Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes
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Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings
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Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition
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