Breaking the 4th Wall
Not unlocked yetBlow up the 4th wall in a level with a rocket launcher.
The 10th Circle
Not unlocked yetGet to Level 10.
True Focus Means Ignoring That Which is Irrelevant
Not unlocked yetIgnore an enemy.
Old Stancher
Not unlocked yetComplete the Single Player Campaign.
Master of Clicking on Stuff
Not unlocked yetFinish the tutorial.
If at First You Don't Succeed, You Have Failed
Not unlocked yetLose your first single-player mission.
Die in a Fire
Not unlocked yetLose a unit to a rocket.
He Has a Better Beard Than You, Though
Not unlocked yetDefeat 'Bin' in multiplayer.
Exterminator!
Not unlocked yetWin a game of Extermination.
Charger!
Not unlocked yetWin a game of Charge.
Disput....er!
Not unlocked yetWin a game of Disputed.
Hostage Situationalist!
Not unlocked yetWin a game of Hostage.
SO MANY LEVELINGS!!
Not unlocked yetGet to level 100.
The Lament of the Noob
Not unlocked yetLose your first multiplayer game.
Tinkerings
Not unlocked yetChange the map generation settings.
Now I Have A Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho.
Not unlocked yetPlay an Instant Skirmish and win with only your machine gunner left alive.