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Nick Beard: The Fedora of Destiny

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dhamster

dhamster

8 Jul, 2018 (7 years ago) Free STEAM
Kinguin
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Description

A heroic quest starring Nick Beard, an intrepid adventurer who lives in his mom's basement.

Do you pine for the 'glory days' of internet humor circa 2012?

Well, you're in luck: the jokes in this game are nearly as dated as the graphics. So tip your fedora, crack open a piping hot can of Mountain Brew, and strap in for the most highly anticipated RPG of the century--

Nick Beard: the Fedora Of Destiny

Gameplay Features

  • Explore the wonders of Nick Beard's Basement!
  • Insult the mysterious strangers who come to your door!
  • Fight for your life in turn based battle!
  • Endure minutes of "challenging" "gameplay"!

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 or later
  • Processor: CPU Intel® Pentium® 4 2.0 GHz equivalent or faster processor
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 1024 x 768 resolution support
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 75 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Yeah
  • Additional Notes: You can probably run this game.
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Yikes.

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Did you do that on purpose?

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There's So Much Power In Our Clicks!

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"Say goodbye to your precious Karma."

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Golden Dust of Victory

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The world at your fingertips, cheese under your fingernails.

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The Better Part of Valor

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"Downvotes? Really?!?"

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Don't Leave Home Without it

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"M'lady."

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You Fool!!

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ALWAYS tip your headgear.

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Godwinning

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"How come it's not called Atheistwin's Law?"

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I'm Saving That Twinkie

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"I'm going to post it to twinkiegems.com."

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RON PAUL 2012

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DAE?!

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CONGRAULATIONS FOREVER

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"And I must say, that is a really nice fedora!"