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Fictiorama Studios

Alawar

23 Oct, 2018 (7 years ago) 1.59$ STEAM
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About the Game

You are invited to join “The Primate Observation Club”, where you will observe the lives of caged monkeys and carefully analyze the information obtained.



GLOSSARY OF TERMS:

  • THE PRIMATE OBSERVATION CLUB: a shadowy group that observes other people through surveillance cameras and compromised webcams.
  • YOU: the newest member of the CLUB, tired of your run-down apartment, dull existence and boring job.
  • MONKEYS: dozens of strangers who have fallen prey to your voyeurism.
  • VOYEURISM: Exactly what you think it is (and also the reason why we’re rated “MATURE”).
  • PRIVACY: Something that the monkeys think they have.
  • PC (PERSONAL COMPUTER): Yep, we put a PC in your game that’s on your PC so that you can work on a PC while you’re playing the game that’s on your PC!
  • FEEDING THE MONKEYS: Interacting or interfering with the subjects in any way. Feeding the monkeys is strictly prohibited.
  • SHIT HITTING THE FAN: What may (or may not) happen if you feed the monkeys.



Oddly enough, club members keep feeding the monkeys as though they just can’t abide by this very simple rule! How about you? Will you help those you’re spying on, extort them, expose them and sabotage their dreams, or will you follow your instructions and sit twiddling your thumbs while the world burns?

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 SP1
  • Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GS, ATI Radeon HD 3470
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c Compatible Sound Card with Latest Drivers
  • Additional Notes: Using the Minimum Configuration, we strongly recommend to use minimal settings in order to not experience low frame rates.
Recommended:
  • OS *: Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (32/64), Windows 10
  • Processor: 2.6 Ghz Dual Core CPU
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GeForce GT 610, ATI Radeon HD 4650 Series or higher
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c Compatible Sound Card with Latest Drivers

Mac Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: MacOSX 10.10 or higher
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 – 2.4 GHz
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 6490M 256 MB
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: MacOSX 10.10 or higher
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-2400S, 2.6 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 6750M (512 MB)
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

Linux Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS or more (64-bit OS required)
  • Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GeForce 8600 GS, ATI Radeon HD 3470
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS or more (64-bit OS required)
  • Processor: 2.6 Ghz Dual Core CPU
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GeForce GT 610, ATI Radeon HD 4650 Series or higher
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
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Callimico oviparus

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The only primates capable of laying eggs.

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Galago cholesterolus

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Aotus chauffeurii

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Mandrillus lupus

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Colobus corsarii

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Lepilemur poopoo

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The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.

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Allocebus darwiniana

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Lemur wylonii major

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Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.

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Lemur wylonii medus

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Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.

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Lemur wylonii vulgaris

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Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.

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Gorilla clubensis minor

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Obedient and helpful primates.

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Gorilla clubensis medus

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Very obedient and very helpful primates.

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Gorilla clubensis major

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The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.

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Macaco amateurensis

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They belong to the Club's second level: "Amateur Zoologist."

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Macaco masteriensis

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They belong to the Club's third level: "Master in Primatology".

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Macaco doctoriensis

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They have reached the Club's highest level: "The Cage of the Great Primate."

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Aotus televisibus

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They go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube.

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Propithecus molli

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Half ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut.