but you were only able to carry 200 lbs. back

Oh look! It's right where we left it

wait... This isn't the Willamette Valley

I never said it would be easy

That wasn't so bad... for our first trip

Do you work for the East India Trading company?

...but how did a hat get on a fish?

Yar har fiddle-dee-dee

Catch 100 fish with one harpoon

They say a man's last words are his best remembered... They usually just say "Blargh" though

Catch a bull shark

Win a game of liars dice without losing any dice

isn't worth very much, but you're too good for shopping

Carry the plague to Nassau

Visit every port

Collect every shanty

Sail from New York to London in under 5 days and 14 hours beating the current world record - Purist mode only

"Sir" is it?

Defend Nassau from the Spanish fleet