Welcome to the lost Islands!
Not unlocked yetGame on!
Recipes Are For Suckers
Not unlocked yetCraft an item that you do not have a recipe for
Look Ma! Shiny!
Not unlocked yetCraft your first weapon.
Block Billionaire. Sort of. Thousandaire?
Not unlocked yetCollect one thousand gold cubes
Platoon Pulverizer
Not unlocked yetKilled 50 enemies, which may or may not include Charlie Sheen
Company Crusher
Not unlocked yetKilled 100 enemies, which is a full company, but not the business kind.
Battalion Blaster
Not unlocked yetKilled 400 enemies.
My Island Now!
Not unlocked yetDefeat your first Island King.
Use It And Lose It!
Not unlocked yetCraft your first usable item.
Disco Inferno!
Not unlocked yetKill 20 enemies while they're on fire. Burn baby, burn!
Going Home
Not unlocked yetEscaped the Lost Islands
The Eternal Gratitude of Team Beard
Not unlocked yetWatched the complete credits. Thank you so much for playing the game!
Business Is Booming!
Not unlocked yetBecause you bought grenades! Or maybe not. Either way, here's an achievement for your first purchase from the Store Guy!
Power!
Not unlocked yetUpgraded a weapon for the first time
Unlimited (Limited) Power!
Not unlocked yetUpgraded a weapon to maximum level
Treat Me Like a Pirate
Not unlocked yetOpen your first treasure chest
Cooking By The Book
Not unlocked yetGet your first recipe
Fragged!
Not unlocked yet
Blaztec!
Not unlocked yetReached the island of the Aztecs.
Clever Girl
Not unlocked yetReached the dinosaur island
Doomed
Not unlocked yetReached the volcanic island
Far Out
Not unlocked yetBroke reality
The King is Back!
Not unlocked yetStart a game of New Game +
Left the Building
Not unlocked yetFinished a game of New Game+