
Baddest Brow in Town
Not unlocked yetForce Kim to reveal his secrets

Cause a Shitstorm
Not unlocked yetYou brought this on yourself

Committee of la Responsabilité
Not unlocked yetSomeone should do something about this.

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal
Not unlocked yetWarn them of the coming end 8 times

Il Coppo Del'Arte!
Not unlocked yetSay 5 Art Cop lines

Baddest Of the Bad Cops
Not unlocked yetHit an all time low with Kim

Unbelievably Boring F**k
Not unlocked yetSay 7 incredibly boring things

Biggest Communism Builder
Not unlocked yetEmploy critical theory 9 times

Enemy Of The Physical Realm
Not unlocked yetBang up 5 inanimate objects

Massive Torque Dork
Not unlocked yetYack about machines 4 times

Goodest Of The Good Cops
Not unlocked yetReally get Kim to trust you

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land
Not unlocked yetGather 11 honour points

The Lawbringer
Not unlocked yetSay you're the law 7 times

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood
Not unlocked yetPreach free market for 9 times

The World's Most Laughable Centrist
Not unlocked yetDefend the political centre 7 times

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer
Not unlocked yetSee beyond the veil 6 times

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth
Not unlocked yetApologize 10 (!!!) times

Hyperstellar Law Official
Not unlocked yetSay 7 deranged superstar lines

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"
Not unlocked yetSay 10 "traditionalist" things

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter
Not unlocked yetJunior officer material

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back
Not unlocked yetThey do nothing

Gluten-Free Topping Pie
Not unlocked yetNext you're cutting out carbs

True Detective
Not unlocked yetFinish the game in HARDCORE mode

Venture into the HARDCORE
Not unlocked yetGodspeed