Unbelievably Boring F**k
Not unlocked yetSay 7 incredibly boring things
Hyperstellar Law Official
Not unlocked yetSay 7 deranged superstar lines
The Opener Of The Eighth Seal
Not unlocked yetWarn them of the coming end 8 times
Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth
Not unlocked yetApologize 10 (!!!) times
Biggest Communism Builder
Not unlocked yetEmploy critical theory 9 times
Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"
Not unlocked yetSay 10 "traditionalist" things
The World's Most Laughable Centrist
Not unlocked yetDefend the political centre 7 times
Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood
Not unlocked yetPreach free market for 9 times
Expert Advanced Remote Viewer
Not unlocked yetSee beyond the veil 6 times
Massive Torque Dork
Not unlocked yetYack about machines 4 times
Il Coppo Del'Arte!
Not unlocked yetSay 5 Art Cop lines
The Most Honourable Cop in The Land
Not unlocked yetGather 11 honour points
Enemy Of The Physical Realm
Not unlocked yetBang up 5 inanimate objects
The Lawbringer
Not unlocked yetSay you're the law 7 times
Baddest Of the Bad Cops
Not unlocked yetHit an all time low with Kim
Goodest Of The Good Cops
Not unlocked yetReally get Kim to trust you
Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi
Not unlocked yetPrecinct 57's finest
Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter
Not unlocked yetJunior officer material
The Figurines Won't Win Her Back
Not unlocked yetThey do nothing
Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel
Not unlocked yetSuit up. Head to toe.
Gluten-Free Topping Pie
Not unlocked yetNext you're cutting out carbs
Venture into the HARDCORE
Not unlocked yetGodspeed
True Detective
Not unlocked yetFinish the game in HARDCORE mode
Palerunner
Not unlocked yetPhase shift for 3 seconds