Mixologist
Not unlocked yetMake 1,000 drinks
Benjamins
Not unlocked yetCollect 100 dollars
In A Flash
Not unlocked yetWin 100 dollars in bets
Professional Alcoholic
Not unlocked yetMake one of each mixed drink
Too Strong
Not unlocked yetYour first drink was strong enough to kill you
Alcoholic Dog Simulator
Not unlocked yetWin a match against Ralph
The Drunk Game
Not unlocked yetWin a match against Sweaty Mike
Outdrink Your Own Clone
Not unlocked yetWin a match against Marsch
One Way To Drink
Not unlocked yetWin a match against Jenkins
The Missing Drink
Not unlocked yetWin a match against Zulda, The Missing Link
King Drunk
Not unlocked yetWin 10 matches
D.U.I.
Not unlocked yetGet 3 Intoxicants at once
Grease Stain
Not unlocked yetExperience all Intoxicants
Stand By Me
Not unlocked yetCause a chain-vomit
From The Grave
Not unlocked yetLose the match but still have the most points
Black Friday
Not unlocked yetBuy out all the Shady Merchant's items in one go
Home Team Advantage
Not unlocked yetWin a half-time mini-game
Alchemist
Not unlocked yetUse one of each ingredient
With The Most
Not unlocked yetHost a multiplayer match and win
Party Pooper
Not unlocked yetJoin a multiplayer match and win
Upgrayedd
Not unlocked yetGet all three permanent upgrades
Bombed
Not unlocked yetYour first served drink killed your opponent
One The Edge
Not unlocked yetPrevent defeat with The Phoenix
Midnight
Not unlocked yetScore a 24 during a half-time mini-game