Albert
Not unlocked yetAlbert has been executed
Baseball
Not unlocked yetLet’s play baseball
Bonus
Not unlocked yetBonus weapon
Boss
Not unlocked yetI’m the boss here
Calvin's alive
Not unlocked yetRestless mind
Calvin's dead
Not unlocked yetRest In Peace
The collector
Not unlocked yetAll collectables have been found
CTHULHU
Not unlocked yetCthulhu has been slain
Easy
Not unlocked yetPiece of cake
Hard
Not unlocked yetHuh, am I still alive?
Medium
Not unlocked yetEverything in moderation
Drowned
Not unlocked yet
Got all endings
Not unlocked yetYay!
Fish food
Not unlocked yet
There, I fixed it
Not unlocked yet
Head-on
Not unlocked yet
Daredevil
Not unlocked yetHoverboard found
Hydrophob
Not unlocked yetHydrophob is dead
Sky's the limit
Not unlocked yetJet pack found
The Keeper of Underworld
Not unlocked yetThe Keeper of the Underworld has been annihilated
The Keeper
Not unlocked yetThe Keeper has been slaughtered
King of Slugs
Not unlocked yetThe King of Slugs has fallen
Mercy
Not unlocked yetBrotherly Love
The Needler
Not unlocked yetThe Needler is neutralized