One small step
Not unlocked yetFirst weapon upgrade!
Halfway there
Not unlocked yetHalf weapon upgrades!
Greatness achieved!
Not unlocked yetAll weapon upgrades!
Good for your health
Not unlocked yetFirst HP upgrade!
You're looking healthy
Not unlocked yetHalf HP upgrades!
An apple a day keeps the monsters at bay
Not unlocked yetAll HP upgrades!
Pop it in!
Not unlocked yetFirst music cassette
Enough for a rave
Not unlocked yetHalf music cassettes
Too many tunes
Not unlocked yetAll music cassettes
Ready for round 2
Not unlocked yetFirst shield upgrade
Almost untouchable
Not unlocked yetAll shield upgrades
Breaking and entering
Not unlocked yetFirst missing key used
Key finding master
Not unlocked yetAll missing keys used
Heroes and villains
Not unlocked yetFinish the intro
Sweet experience points
Not unlocked yetKilled your first enemy in combat
Deep pockets
Not unlocked yetYour first bribe
Worst employee ever
Not unlocked yetKilled 20 enemies
The language of money
Not unlocked yetBribed 20 enemies
Too fast for the naked eye
Not unlocked yetWon the ant's gang race
The sign said: DO NOT TOUCH!
Not unlocked yetA tree full of beer
Moth Queen defeated!
Not unlocked yetDefeated the Moth Queen, Alexandria II
You're not old enough
Not unlocked yetMade your first drink
Sir mix-a-lot
Not unlocked yetYou gave Blobber his favorite drink
Honorary bro!
Not unlocked yetCompleted the bros quest