Because video games
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Make an entrance
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Flying pan
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Jester
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Barrely saw it coming
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Table service
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Shamona
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Yes you can
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They probably deserved it
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Murderous tendencies
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Questionable moral
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Gold star for you
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Three birds, one explosion
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Wow
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Brush your shoulders off
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S for Sensei
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Numb fingers
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One for the road
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Leap of faith
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What just happened?
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Train of thought
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Connection lost
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Face the truth
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Mumbo Combo
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