Piss Perfect
Not unlocked yetMade no stains on yourself
Amazing Posture
Not unlocked yetBeat Challenge- or Speedrun mode without going limp or doing the splits (except you know when)
Notice Me!
Not unlocked yetDye your hair cosmic brown
Golden Hair
Not unlocked yetBeat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode with perfect hair
Blink 2000 times for yes
Not unlocked yetBlink 2000 times
Character-driven story
Not unlocked yetDidn't skip any cinematics
#hashtag
Not unlocked yetFound every hashtag
Iron Lung
Not unlocked yetBeat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode by breathing in a maximum of 35 times, and never fainting.
Party in front, business in the back
Not unlocked yetSimultanously rock perfect hair and a bloody face
Run Sam, Run!
Not unlocked yetBeat Speedrun Mode in one hour or less
For The Scene
Not unlocked yetDye your hair bean brown
Timeless Hair
Not unlocked yetDye your hair Liphidium Green