Feces Happen
Not unlocked yetComplete Level 1
To hell with Hell
Not unlocked yetComplete Level 2
Bad Everything Day
Not unlocked yetComplete Level 3
CarPoolin'
Not unlocked yetComplete Level 4
OK Papa
Not unlocked yetComplete Level 5
All in a day's work
Not unlocked yetComplete Level 6
No Child Left Behind
Not unlocked yetComplete Level 7
No Refunds!
Not unlocked yetComplete Level 8
Treat yourself twice a day
Not unlocked yetDrink two cups of coffee
Take my breath away
Not unlocked yetCompleted Sams house only breathing in 15 times
Slow down dude!
Not unlocked yetDrove 150 km per hour
Wordsmith
Not unlocked yetSpoke perfectly
RoboCorpse
Not unlocked yetKill every robot
Good job, Sam!
Not unlocked yetComplete Story Mode Single Player
Good job, Sams!
Not unlocked yetComplete Story Mode Co-Op
Bronze before Brains
Not unlocked yetGet bronze or higher on every time trial
Silver Spoon in his Mouth
Not unlocked yetGet silver or higher on every time trial
Golden Furniture
Not unlocked yetGet gold on every time trial
HOLY FECES!
Not unlocked yetUnlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel
Skip right to the action
Not unlocked yetSkipped a cinematic
Hippie Boy
Not unlocked yetWent to work without shoes
Made Tony open a cafe...
Not unlocked yetTip Tony
...then blew it up
Not unlocked yetBlow up Tony
Stairway to the living room
Not unlocked yetDidn't fall down the stairs