Killed 500 zombies. Not a bad start.

Killed 5,000 zombies. Is that all you've got?

Killed 53,596 zombies. You left them all for dead!

Killed 72,000 zombies. King of carnage!

Defeated 5 psychopaths. There's a new sheriff in town!

Defeated 10 psychopaths. The world is a safer place.

Killed 1,000 zombies barehanded. Those were some killer moves!

Killed 1,000 zombies while riding a motorcycle. Chainsaws on the side make it easier.

Used every type of firearm on a zombie. Bang!

Used every type of melee weapon on a zombie. Anything is deadly in the right hands.

Used every type of ranged weapon on a zombie. They can't bite you if they're already dead.

Used every type of explosive on a zombie. Kaboom!

Used every type of novelty weapon on a zombie. Lighten up a bit!

Escorted 8 survivors at once. It's a party, everyone is invited!

Saved 10 survivors. But more are still out there...

Saved 50 survivors. What a great guy!

Created a combo weapon. Introduce it to the nearest zombie!

Created all combo weapons. Now put them to use!

Reached level 25. Halfway there!

Reached level 50. You're a machine!

Changed into 10 different pieces of clothing. Looking dapper, chap!

Changed into all the clothes in the game. Zombie invasion is no excuse for poor style.

Completed The Facts. The End... or is it?

Mixed a drink. Tasty stuff!