Bought the Game
Not unlocked yetYou're the best! :D
Secret: On the Island!
Not unlocked yetIt's a practical paradise, just for you!
Secret: No More Snow!
Not unlocked yetWell, it's still there. . . just less dire.
Secret: Bouncy Lasers!
Not unlocked yetLooks like someone just likes firing the Rainbow Gun. . .
Secret: Rainbow Spiky!
Not unlocked yetThis one's not too hard to find. . .
Secret: Flip-da-flop!
Not unlocked yetWell, it's sorta' in the level. . .
Secret: The Standout
Not unlocked yetIt's there, it's unique! Just look closely!
Secret: It Really is the Best Part
Not unlocked yetEveryone knows it's the best part!
Secret: Wrong Way. . .
Not unlocked yetI told you to go right, didn't I. . .?
Secret: It's a Boss!
Not unlocked yet. . . or it would have been, anyway!
It happens sometimes. . .
Not unlocked yetHave the game run below 30 Frames Per Second.
Now you're dapper!
Not unlocked yetBuy all the costumes!
Now you've seen everything!
Not unlocked yetUnlock all the levels!
Dev vs. Player
Not unlocked yetBeat the dev's score on the last level! (You might want to shoot for around 1500)
YOU'RE ADDICTED TO SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Not unlocked yetBe addicted to social media.
Rubber Ducky teaches grammar!
Not unlocked yetType the 2nd section of the dialog from the 6th level backwards into the cheat code selector! Don't forget to puncuate and capitalize properly!
Dev vs. Community
Not unlocked yetConvince/bother/bribe the dev until everyone gets this achievement.
Fifty-Jillion plants in the bounce house!
Not unlocked yetPlace fifty-jillion (100) plants in the bounce house at once.
Pretty Quick!
Not unlocked yetGet below 8:00 in speed run mode.
It makes the game pretty easy!
Not unlocked yetPlay with Death Epileptic Pixel mode on. (There's also a game of the same name)
Derpy Brother Defeated
Not unlocked yetYou've defeated the derpy brother and unlocked a message from the developer. . .