VICTORY
Not unlocked yetYou beat story mode, congrats!
PLAYING CONSERVATIVELY
Not unlocked yetYou beat story mode, and managed to to die less than 25 times. That's impressive.
KICKING IT OLD SCHOOL
Not unlocked yetYou beat arcade mode, well done!
THE STOCKPILE AWARD
Not unlocked yetYou beat arcade mode, and managed to rack up 40 lives. Wow jeez that's awesome!
TENACITY
Not unlocked yetYou beat Gauntlet X. I...uhh...wow. That's a hard level.
SCORE CENTRIC
Not unlocked yetYou scored 20,000 points in story mode. That's a good start.
SCORE CENA
Not unlocked yetYou scored 35,000 points in story mode, and have become the score CHAMPION!
SILVER STAR
Not unlocked yetYou've collected 40 stars in story mode. That's pretty good.
GOLD STAR
Not unlocked yetYou've collected 80 stars in story mode. Well now, that is pretty great.
GREEN STAR?
Not unlocked yetYou've collected 101 stars in story mode. That's it, you should have gotten all the things by now. You know I think you may even be better at this game than the guy who made it.
SPEEDSTER AWARD
Not unlocked yetYou beat arcade mode, and did it in less than 2100 seconds. That is reeeeeeeeeeeeally fast.
RETRY AWARD
Not unlocked yetYou have died over 250 times and you haven't given up yet. I'm proud of you!
FUNDING AWARD
Not unlocked yetYou've managed to collect a total of 1000 coins. That's enough to fund a small space program. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.