Thank god that's over!
Not unlocked yetEndured the tutorial
Totally looks like a sphincter.
Not unlocked yetCompleted the sexforce
Foul mouth
Not unlocked yetDropped 100 F-Bombs
It's so bad
Not unlocked yetFound the Glove of Power
Can I fly out of this game?
Not unlocked yetFound the cape
What, 9000??
Not unlocked yetFound the Swear'n'Scout
Max Advantage
Not unlocked yetFound the Turbo Pad
Playing with UBER power
Not unlocked yetFound the Uber Scope
Super Nerd!
Not unlocked yetFound all the armor
NERD
Not unlocked yetCollected all cartridges in a level
Collector NERD
Not unlocked yetCollected all cartridges in a world
Completionist NERD
Not unlocked yetCollected every cartridge in the game!
He looks familiar
Not unlocked yetDefeated Board James
CONGLATURATION!
Not unlocked yet
Perfect Nerd
Not unlocked yetPerfected all stages
Undying
Not unlocked yetPerfected a stage (No deaths!)
OLD SCHOOL
Not unlocked yetBeat Old School difficulty
HARD AS BALLS
Not unlocked yetBeat Hard as Balls difficulty
IMPOSSIBLE!
Not unlocked yetBeat F***ing Impossible difficulty