Absolute barbarism
Not unlocked yetImpale 123 of your enemies' heads.
The basics of barbarism
Not unlocked yetImpale 20 of your enemies' heads.
Boredom extermination!
Not unlocked yetCrush 1,000 Generian fighters.
To the center of Generia!
Not unlocked yetComplete Brog The Barbarian's campaign.
Breakfast with Charlie Sheen
Not unlocked yetUse the Shroom Moonshine 10 times.
Crushing streak!
Not unlocked yetComplete 3 objectives in 4 different battles in a row.
Death
Not unlocked yetWin a multiplayer battle.
Blow up your enemies? Are we Bomberman now?
Not unlocked yetKill 40 enemies at once with your Spiky Mine.
I have no idea what this does
Not unlocked yetCollect your first beer.
First blood
Not unlocked yetWin the first battle in Generia.
The foundation of barbarism
Not unlocked yetImpale 3 of your enemies' heads.
Gangbang your enemies!
Not unlocked yetCrush an enemy group using Warriors and Archers with Wizards to support them both.
Genericide!
Not unlocked yetCrush 20,000 Generian fighters.
Go back to playing casual games!
Not unlocked yetLose a battle.
Hit 'em with economy!
Not unlocked yetTake over all the farms and survive until the enemy has no food left.
Manowar
Not unlocked yetPlay 100 multiplayer battles.
Megadeth
Not unlocked yetWin 10 multiplayer battles.
Monotony crushed!
Not unlocked yetCrush 10,000 Generian fighters.
Party starter
Not unlocked yetCollect 50 pints of beer.
Playing dirty
Not unlocked yetUse the Dummy Barbarian 10 times.
The prophecy is true
Not unlocked yetComplete Fuzgut The Destroyer's campaign.
Revolutionary barbarism
Not unlocked yetImpale 50 of your enemies' heads.
Suicidal tendencies
Not unlocked yetLose multiplayer battles in 5 different locations.
...and kegs will take care of themselves
Not unlocked yetCollect 500 pints of beer.