Pile o Muffins
Not unlocked yetL33t muffin collector! Found 50 muffins in the main story.
Cart o Muffins
Not unlocked yetGrandmaster muffin collector! Found 100 muffins in the main story.
Cannon Fodder's Revenge
Not unlocked yetKilled 30 heroes.
This One's For Dad!
Not unlocked yetKilled 100 heroes.
No Quitters!
Not unlocked yetRespawned 500 times.
Pay to Win
Not unlocked yetDiscovered the Paladin's mom's credit card number.
Rubble Double Trouble
Not unlocked yetMet the Swamp King.
Troll Rider
Not unlocked yetCommandeered a troll.
Looking Sheepish
Not unlocked yetCommandeered a sheep.
Temple of Doom
Not unlocked yetRode in a minecart.
Mr. Groenk, I Presume?
Not unlocked yetMet Groenk the Orc, face to face.
The Motherload
Not unlocked yetDiscovered the muffin motherload.
The Room of Doom (and Spikes)
Not unlocked yetDiscovered the secret room of doom (and spikes).
Revenge, like Gazpacho, is a Dish best Served Cold
Not unlocked yetBeat the Paladin in the final battle.
Gobliiins!
Not unlocked yetMet the gobliiins - Dwayne, Bobo and Hooter
Inappropriately Dressed
Not unlocked yetWalked in the snow, wearing just a loincloth.
Bazwazn't
Not unlocked yetKilled Bazwaz, the stinky griefer gnome.
Ooh That Burns!
Not unlocked yetDiscovered the joys of a lava bath.
The Worm That Turned
Not unlocked yetStabbed a hero with a knife.
To Be Or Not To Be
Not unlocked yetPicked up 15 different skulls during one play session
Shishkegoblin
Not unlocked yetDied on spikes 25 times during one play session.
Plucked
Not unlocked yetDied as a chicken.
Pyromaniac
Not unlocked yetBlew up 20 explosive barrels during one play session.