HoHoHo
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Look At My Horse
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Why So Serious?
Not unlocked yetCrush the clown
Asset The Dog
Not unlocked yetDrown the dog
Spike Lover
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The Flash
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Fiesta King
Not unlocked yetFinish 10 tournaments
The Collector
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Rambo Mode
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Beer God
Not unlocked yetOh beer god what happened?
I'm Flying Jack!
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Almost Impossible
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Totally Impossible
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Got Any More?
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Holy Shit!
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Goodbye Adulf
Not unlocked yetKill the dictator