Dinorun
Not unlocked yetBeat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
Greedrun
Not unlocked yetEat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
HATERS GONNA HATE.
Not unlocked yetDance to the first boss and don't stop for nothing.
Hatsamingo
Not unlocked yetCollect half the hats.
Hatsamungojungo
Not unlocked yetCollect all the hats.
Mmyes Indeedrun
Not unlocked yetBeat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat.
Speedrun
Not unlocked yetFinish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds.
Steedrun
Not unlocked yetPlay through Straightjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
That was it.
Not unlocked yetFinish the whole damn game.