Shuri's Mafia

Real Gangster Shit

Laserade

Shop Info

Developers	Publishers	Release Date	Price	Buy Laserade
Design Boy	Design Boy	1 Jan, 1970 (55 years ago)	Removed from shop	STEAM Kinguin KeyForSteam SteamDB

Description

You have entered a contest to win a lifetime supply of Suga soft drinks, hosted graciously by Suga Corp. All you have to do is demonstrate how far you'll go to win the prize and in the process provide invaluable data for the Suga market research team.

How to Play The Game

Watch out for lasers. One wrong move and you'll be zapped into oblivion. You think these drones care about you? Concern for your health is not part of their programming.

Collect all the Suga cans. Caffeinated, carbonated, and sugary as hell. Basically nectar for humans in all its synthetic, chemically formulated, and artificial glory.

Then head to the exit. It will take you to the next level where more laser-y death traps await. Do it before the timer runs out to avoid setting off the explosive chip in your brain.

Every level has a set number of cans to collect, tons of laser drones guarding the cans, and a time limit to complete the level. Each completed level takes you closer to winning the grand prize of unlimited Suga drinks for life.

Is that worth risking life and laser-severed limb? Of course!