Quip It Good
Not unlocked yetWin both battles in a round
Give It The Fingers
Not unlocked yetSuccessfully enter both your quips in a round
Hi, Jinx!
Not unlocked yetEnter the same thing as your opponent
He Who Lashes Last…
Not unlocked yetGet 70% or more of the votes in The Last Lash
The Titular Achievement
Not unlocked yetGet a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game)
Eighters Gonna Eight
Not unlocked yetPlay an 8-player game
Sitting Ovation
Not unlocked yetPlay a game with an Audience
Quip Pro Quo
Not unlocked yetWrite a quip that Schmitty actually responds to
Quipee-ki-yay!
Not unlocked yetWin all battles in Rounds 1 and 2
Meatloaf Candy
Not unlocked yetWrite "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it