Self-Destruct Mutton
Not unlocked yetYou've always got one finger on the mutton.
Great Betrayer
Not unlocked yetIn a room full of demons, you're the bad guy.
Redeemer
Not unlocked yetNo one is ever beyond redemption.
Vigilante
Not unlocked yetYou're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve.
T'owl Feather
Not unlocked yetYou finally found the T'owl you were looking for.
Resurrector
Not unlocked yetYou've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff!
Barrely Victorious
Not unlocked yetYou were barrely victorious!
Cold Brew
Not unlocked yetSimply the best way to brew beans.
Gladiator
Not unlocked yetYou are the master of the arena.
Endless Run
Not unlocked yetThere's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward.
Pumpkin Pail
Not unlocked yetYou've survived enough tricks to earn a treat!
Dragonslayer
Not unlocked yetYou slay queen!
Smashed Record
Not unlocked yetIt's more of a lightly scratched record actually.
Necronomnomicon
Not unlocked yetRib stickin' meals for skelly bellies.
Spoiler Alert
Not unlocked yetWhy do you seek spoilers of your own story?
Killing Machine
Not unlocked yetYou don't need no bots to know how to rock!
Head Engineer
Not unlocked yetThe Steam Workship is yours!
Cheddar Buoy Biscuits
Not unlocked yetOne will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you.
Top Ten
Not unlocked yetYou're initial top charts!
Number 1
Not unlocked yetIs that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries!
Survivalist
Not unlocked yetYou've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed.
The Tower
Not unlocked yetYou have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower.
Second Gumming
Not unlocked yetLet's hope that was the last gumming...
Quantum Power
Not unlocked yetYou're powered by the RNG of the universe!