Bookwyrm
Not unlocked yetWith a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour.
Crate Master
Not unlocked yetWooden boxes tremble in your presence.
Anubis
Not unlocked yetWho will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand?
Kaiju
Not unlocked yetYou took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town.
Bean Counter
Not unlocked yetIt'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans.
Party Leaver
Not unlocked yetYou're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer.
Invited
Not unlocked yetYou've been cordially invited.
Backup
Not unlocked yetSave this run to your highlight reel!
Perfect!
Not unlocked yetFlawless victory...
Chimosine
Not unlocked yetGood luck getting rid of this cat now!
Armored Glove
Not unlocked yetThe high score is now in your iron grip!
Key of Freedom
Not unlocked yetFreedom is relying on those you trust.
Ace Captain
Not unlocked yetThe divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear.
Gooliette
Not unlocked yetJe ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette!
Asteroid Ace
Not unlocked yetYou ain't afraid of no rocks.
Binary Division
Not unlocked yetYou split a rock in half down to an molecule.
Run Home
Not unlocked yetYou have completed the Run Home campaign.
Duril
Not unlocked yetNot a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter!
Sage
Not unlocked yetThe crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will.
The Goo'ed Life
Not unlocked yetYou got hitched to the goo.
Ring Runner
Not unlocked yetThe Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners.
Blue Milk
Not unlocked yetYou've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive.
Sweetwater
Not unlocked yetYou have completed the Sweetwater campaign.
Majority Owner
Not unlocked yetBecause most of the gold is just not enough.