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AlbertFreeman

AlbertFreeman

14 Mar, 2025 (1 month ago) 4.79$ STEAM
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Description

You are a tiny, bald human trapped in a world ruled by rats. Once a pet, now abandoned, left with nothing but your hamster ball and a hunger big enough to eat the moon.

But what if the moon is made of cheese?

Armed with nothing but your rolling prison, you'll climb, bounce, and fumble your way out of this forgotten house, through the crumbling city, and beyond—toward that delicious, impossible dream in the sky.

A physics-based platformer where movement is both your greatest challenge and your only tool, this game will test your patience, precision, and perseverance. Every bounce matters. Every roll is a risk. And every fall? Well... you'll get back up. Probably.

Will you reach the moon, or will you just be another pet lost to history?

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
  • Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 / AMD FX-6300
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 360 (2GB VRAM, DirectX 11 compatible)
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Sound Card: One that produces sound
  • VR Support: Not a VR game
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10/11 64-bit
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 / AMD Radeon RX 580 (4GB VRAM, DirectX 12 compatible)
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Sound Card: One that produces sound
  • VR Support: Not a VR game

Linux Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Any modern Linux
  • Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 / AMD FX-6300
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 360 (2GB VRAM, DirectX 11 compatible)
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Any modern Linux
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 / AMD Radeon RX 580 (4GB VRAM, DirectX 12 compatible)
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
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Albert Freeman!

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Break Free!

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Leave your owners home.

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Secret elevator!

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The End!

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Finish the game.

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Dark Ugly Castle Escape!

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Reach the other castle.

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Black Castle Escape!

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Reach the last zone.

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City Escape!

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Reach the sky.

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Sky Escape!

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Reach the dark ugly castle.

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The Myth Of Sisyphus!

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Get Cooked!

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Get inside the pot.

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Double Jump!

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Plumber Land Escape!

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Slendy-Rat mode completed!

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Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

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Get Tubed!

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You fell into the tube...