Zom Nom Nom
Not unlocked yetDefeat 100 zombies.
Undeader-er
Not unlocked yetDefeat 500 zombies.
Teleportation 101
Not unlocked yetTeleport 50 objects.
Tesla Movers Inc.
Not unlocked yetTeleport 500 objects.
Pigeon Partner
Not unlocked yetFind and name your pigeon.
Winner Winner!
Not unlocked yetYou won the game! Go you!
ALL HAIL!
Not unlocked yetYou just beat the game in Hard mode. You're a champion among men. And women.
Oh Dear...
Not unlocked yet
Thomas Wasn't Alone...
Not unlocked yetFind and defeat Thomas Edison.
You mean 'Mecha-FAIL'
Not unlocked yet
SIXTY-SIX
Not unlocked yet
Commitment
Not unlocked yetDie 100 times.
Air Time
Not unlocked yetGet 3 minutes of flight time with your Pigeon!
Pigeonicide
Not unlocked yetLose your pigeon(s) 50 times. So careless!
Fly the Friendly Skies
Not unlocked yet
MY PRECIOUS!
Not unlocked yetCollect over 500 points from items.