Held a few different body parts, you sicko.

You got through to the half way point, I can't beleave you didn't get a refund yet.

You've made it this far, keep on going.

You played a VHS tape. Thats so old school.

It's not you're birthday, don't do that anymore.

This one may or may not be self explanatory, you found a pile of bones.

Found the hidden book, It's not you're fault you can't read.

You have none, but hey you're get pretty far in the game.

Just like it says, have you ever been?

You ever take you clothes off and run backwards through a cornfied.

Wow you're cool.

You got to view ending five. wow your cool.

Half way there, these are easy to get.

Got the first ending.

You got the seventh ending, thats like seveth heaven.

Pick up sticks.

You got the thred ending. still more to come.

You Got the secound ening. Isn't this so fun?

You played a level for far to long, are you stuck? Fifteen minutes is a long time.

I love fire, Fires cool. hahahhhaha yah.

Walk by some flowers that don't belong in the game.

You found the worlds biggest dump.

You have played the game and stayed when things got bad.