I'm attacking the darkness
Not unlocked yetGleobryn misses 100 times with fireballs
BBQ on Anthos
Not unlocked yetBeat the game with Bolax and Gleobryn
Chococalypse 2014
Not unlocked yetAll party members covered in chocolate at once
Oh, didn't see you there
Not unlocked yetComplete the game without skipping any video and dialogue cutscenes
Do you even lift bro?
Not unlocked yetBolax kills 20 enemies while his rage attack is activated
Cock Gobbler
Not unlocked yetBolax eats a hot Fluffers dinner
Friendship is magic!
Not unlocked yetGleobryn kills 50 enemys while mounted on Fluffers & eats 10 hot Fluffers dinners
I kick ass for the lord!
Not unlocked yetComplete the game with Gleobryn on single player
Lime Party
Not unlocked yetBoth Gleobryn and Bolax were tea-bagged by Big Kahuna while Rose avoided such an unwholesome fate
Make it Rain
Not unlocked yetRose collects 25 bags of gold
They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting
Not unlocked yetBeat Ziegfield and Rohan without using a continue
Rat Queen
Not unlocked yetBeat the game with Rose on single player
The Running Man
Not unlocked yetComplete the game without using a continue
Short distance low-bar hurdler
Not unlocked yetYou bought, installed, and started the game
Tripod
Not unlocked yetThree players selected at start screen
What are the controls again?
Not unlocked yetComplete the game without using special attack
White Men Can't Jump
Not unlocked yetComplete the game without jumping