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Shop Info
| Developers | Publishers | Release Date | Price | Buy Zoomer Simulator |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Soda Funtain |
Soda Funtain |
1 Jan, 1970 (55 years ago) | Removed from shop |
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Description
Like and subscribe if you love mom
About the Game
ZOOMER-FRIENDLY EXPLANATION (NO READING REQUIRED)
👦🏻👧😔 🌌🤖 🤡🎪😈 🦍 ☢️💥💣 🙏😇👽 💰 😃❤️FOR ZOOMERS BY ZOOMERS
Explore unorthodox locations and meet avant-garde characters (in no way inspired by real-life personalities or events) in an indie RPG written like a road movie if a road movie was written like an indie RPG (it's not like a road movie).UNLOCK ALL MENTAL ILLNESSES
A skill tree in the history of gaming. Embrace the path to extraordinary abilities beyond human comprehension, but beware, as such power comes at a terrifying cost. Tip: interactions with zoomers help you unlock new mental illnesses. This applies to the game too.ALL OF THESE, AND EVEN MORE
- Gameplay really makes you feel like you are playing a video game
- Graphics that can be displayed on a computer screen
- Sound and music can be played from headphones or speakers
- Game has a Steam page and can be downloaded from there once purchased
- Combat system that finally cuts to the chase: press the 'WIN' button in a fight to win instantly
- No annoying game over screen: go straight to the afterlife once you get cooked
- Capitalism (laugh track)
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 10 or later
- Processor: Intel Pentium 4 or later that's SSE3 capable
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Mac Requirements
Minimum:
- OS: macOS 10.13 High Sierra and up
- Processor: Intel / Apple Silicon
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Linux Requirements
Minimum:
- OS: 64-bit Ubuntu 18.04+, Debian 10+, openSUSE 15.5+, or Fedora Linux 39+
- Processor: Intel Pentium 4 or later that's SSE3 capable
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space