Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?

The curtain's falling in slow motion...

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?

She's the true boss of this place.

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...

Free is always a fair price.

As long as the shareholders are happy.

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.

... And a pool full of jello.