You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.

As organized as a trail mix bag.

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.

A power vacuum always finds a way.

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.

First session is always free.

Your mind is now under new management.

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.

You tried talking it through with Chloe...

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.

Good. Very good...

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.

At night, nobody can hear you moan...

If you want a queen... fuck her.

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.

Chloe, I came to bargain...