Not the brightest...
Not unlocked yetSpend 15 minutes or longer trying to make the finish line
Unintelligent specimen
Not unlocked yetSpend 30 minutes or longer trying to make the finish line
Just kind of stupid to be honest
Not unlocked yetSpend 45 minutes or longer trying to make the finish line
ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?
Not unlocked yetSpend 60 minutes or longer trying to make the finish line
Starstruck!
Not unlocked yetGet hit by an asteroid
Basket boulder
Not unlocked yetPut the boulder through the hoop with the basketball skin applied
Pushed it! With Sisyphus
Not unlocked yetBeat the game
You thought that was it?
Not unlocked yetClimbed the imposter mountain
Bowling with a boulder
Not unlocked yetUsed the boulder with the bowling ball skin applied and went to town on some pins
Aww... I'm flattered!
Not unlocked yetChecked out the "About the developer" section in the main menu
Exploded!
Not unlocked yetTake explosive damage
Splat!
Not unlocked yetHave Sisyphus or the boulder fall from a large height a few times
Splat!!
Not unlocked yetHave Sisyphus or the boulder fall from a really big height
SPLAT!!!
Not unlocked yetHave Sisyphus or the boulder fall from a HUGE height
Football, I guess?
Not unlocked yetPut the boulder through the American football field goal with the European football skin applied
You'll be back...
Not unlocked yetWander off
Sliced!
Not unlocked yetGet hit by a pendulum axe
Bonked!
Not unlocked yetGet hit on the head by your own boulder
A little higher
Not unlocked yetReached the second layer
...Back here again?
Not unlocked yetExceeded space
Where's the fire?
Not unlocked yetReached the hellish red-purple area
Space? I'm not even that high!
Not unlocked yetReached space
I thought this was a desert?
Not unlocked yetReached the winter-y area
Revived for more!
Not unlocked yetGet defibrillated by Zeus' lightning 10 times