Early Bird
Not unlocked yetComplete the "morning" chapter.
Easter Deviled Eggs
Not unlocked yetSomething's cooking on the title screen.
High Noon
Not unlocked yetComplete the "noon" chapter.
Good Evening
Not unlocked yetComplete the "evening" chapter.
Nightmare
Not unlocked yetComplete the "night" chapter.
Passive Vanquisher
Not unlocked yetSend 2500 enemies to their grave.
Lute n' Loot
Not unlocked yetLoot 100,000 gold from the corpses of your fallen enemies.
Favoritism
Not unlocked yetUpgrade a unit to MAX level.
Adorable Sidekick
Not unlocked yetYou look lonely, have you considered a pet to keep you company?
NEED4SPEED
Not unlocked yetGo as fast as you possibly can. (Hint: Upgrade + Song)
Survival Instinct
Not unlocked yetLast for 3 minutes in survival mode.
360noscopeblazeit
Not unlocked yetComplete the entire campaign from start to finish without dying.
Hardbarian
Not unlocked yetDo all the things! 100% Completion.
Keep it Movin'
Not unlocked yetDon't get hit!
What you got?
Not unlocked yetPlay and submit your best time for Survival Mode.
4 headz
Not unlocked yetUnlock the mythical 4th party slot.
Insane in the Membrane
Not unlocked yetStart a new game in Insane Mode.
3 Mile Run
Not unlocked yetFact: There are 1609 meters in a mile.
I am Legend
Not unlocked yetPost a score in the Day 2 Insane Mode leaderboard. The most exclusive of all leaderboards.
Unlock War Turtle
Not unlocked yetReach 3000m in Escape mode, and he's yours.
Unlock MeatStack
Not unlocked yetAppears randomly in Survival mode. May luck be with you.
Unlock Octodad
Not unlocked yetWaltz into Wave 10 and rescue him from that Fire Golem.