Bouncer
Not unlocked yetBounce 60 Times
Shorcut Taker
Not unlocked yetSuccessfully take the Level 3 Shortcut without dying
YOLNHNNT
Not unlocked yetYou only live 999 times.
YOLO
Not unlocked yetYou only live once.
Game Cleared
Not unlocked yetBeat the game on Normal or Better
What Are You Doing Up There?
Not unlocked yetClimbed a Machine in India
The Direct Approach
Not unlocked yetTake the most efficient path through Level 2 without dying
Not a Drop
Not unlocked yetStay clean while making your way through Level 6
The High Road
Not unlocked yetTook the higher path on Level 10.
The Low Road
Not unlocked yetTook the lower path on Level 10.
Overly Cautious
Not unlocked yetPlaced 250 Respawn Points
Slacker
Not unlocked yetGet a C Rank or Better
Day Dreamer
Not unlocked yetGet a B Rank or Better
Studious
Not unlocked yetGet an A Rank or Better
Top of the Class
Not unlocked yetGet an A++ Rank
Gotta Go Fast
Not unlocked yetBeat the game in Speedrun Mode in under 12 Minutes
Speedster
Not unlocked yetSubmitted Speedrun Score to the Steam Leaderboards
Without a Scratch
Not unlocked yetBeat Level 8 without meeting an untimely demise.
The Secret of the Slow Tube
Not unlocked yetFind the secret hidden in the depths of the Slow Tube